While doing some deep research for my next book, I recently (about 5 minutes ago) found this Mystery Men Wiki. My favs:
Mr. Furious: "I guess from now on I ride in a wolfpack of one."
The Shoveler: "We struck down evil with the mighty sword of teamwork and the hammer of not-bickering."
The Blue Raja: "There aren't any evil trios, are there? No — they all have to travel in gangs like little babies."
Invisible Boy: "Hey, Dad — I'm going to my room with three strange men."
The Spleen: "If you want to know what my power is, pull my finger."
The Bowler: "Maybe you should put some shorts on or something if you want to keep fighting evil today."
The Sphinx: "We are number one! All others are number two, or lower."
Message to G. Mark Holmes: Your move, bitch.