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September 09, 2006


Paul Chambers

The Lion's asst coach adds one more component: Driving.

Drinking + Nudity + Driving = Bad headlines

I bet it won't make his family's Christmas card letter.

Paul Chambers

IMO, Drinking + Nudity sans Driving has potential for a family's Christmas card letter. Those letters need some excitement. I'm tired of reading about 7 yr old Matthew's or Madison's or Hunter's* pre-pre-pre SAT test score and his/her plan for a dual law/medical degree. Let's hear about the drunk Uncle or see cousin's tattoo in that Christmas card letter(I'm from WV; cousin's tattoos may be interesting ;--)

*Check out those names with cool times series graphs at http://babynamewizard.com/namevoyager/lnv0105.html


i had one friend whose xmas letter indicated her two year old's favourite foods were wheat germ (whatever the hell that is) and salmon, and she has never had french fries. let's hear about the cousin arrested for propositioning a dude, or your co-worker getting sacked for making it with the cleaning lady.

btw: those of us with ecu ties now have two favourite drive-thru references -- cullen and wendy's, and the $100 whopper.

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